literally 100% accurate tbh
How to be confident:
Step 1: Realize you are a sexy beast and own it.
Step 2: Punch any bitch in the face that tells you differently.
Fandom: Finding Nemo
“Maybe this time they won’t find me, Nemo thought sexily to himself. He slipped his Insane Clown Posse hoodie over his CLOWN t-shirt that Dory gave to him for his birthday because she was a racist Nazi psycho shit and he wiggled outside. She threw away all his other shirts just to be an assmunch, so Nemo usually went to school naked, but no one else seemed to mind because after his recent plastic surgery he looked just like Gerard Way and Robert Pattinson’s butthole combined.”
lotr meme: 6/10 SCENES
“It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going because they were holding on to something.”
